713. Muggleborns charming their plants to say “I AM GROOT!”
752. Muggleborns taking pictures of themselves with their friends at Hogwarts, then waiting until summer to post them on Tumblr labelled as gifs from an impeccable cosplay.
756. A muggleborn who has been deaf from birth gaining their hearing from Madam Pomfrey and experiencing music for the first time at the Yule Ball.
129. Some muggleborns find a charm to turn clothes into a certain color and every Wednesday they charm their robes to become pink.
770. Last week, muggleborns continued to educate their pureblood friends with a mass-screening of Star Wars Episode IV. This week, the halls of Hogwarts echoed with cries of shock and disbelief as the purebloods heard “No, I am your father.”