mugglebornheadcanon:

713. Muggleborns charming their plants to say “I AM GROOT!”

mugglebornheadcanon:

752. Muggleborns taking pictures of themselves with their friends at Hogwarts, then waiting until summer to post them on Tumblr labelled as gifs from an impeccable cosplay.

mugglebornheadcanon:

756. A muggleborn who has been deaf from birth gaining their hearing from Madam Pomfrey and experiencing music for the first time at the Yule Ball.

mugglebornheadcanon:

129. Some muggleborns find a charm to turn clothes into a certain color and every Wednesday they charm their robes to become pink.

(via z-arb)

mugglebornheadcanon:

770. Last week, muggleborns continued to educate their pureblood friends with a mass-screening of Star Wars Episode IV. This week, the halls of Hogwarts echoed with cries of shock and disbelief as the purebloods heard “No, I am your father.”

screamandshout:

when you’re already on your way and your plans get cancelled

image

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misjudgments:

rawrxja:

"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him. 

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either. 

He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight. 

Some inspiring things he said;

"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love"

"I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates"

"People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it."

"Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"

Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”

"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love"

(via clleansing)

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via clleansing)

(Source: ideologizar, via unvocalise)

clleansing:

I HATE THIS

(Source: feedmesashimi)

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

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midnight-sun-rising:

brohaaaan:

me in the financial aid office

Me in corporate America

(Source: ungifable, via clleansing)

shouldnt:

shouldntism:

jesus:

shouldnt:

its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did

yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr

excuse me?

the movement has started

(via highlyglamorous)