Almost. It’s a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite. Not yet. Soon, maybe.
A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected on this subject.
1000% of women agree.
Whoever wrote this is my new favorite person.
that took a turn i was not expecting
I really wanna see my otp…
f r i c k e a c h o t h e r
*police sirens in the distance*
*helicopter search lights in your yard*
*SWAT team barges in*
I CANNOT CARRY ON
MY WAYWARD SON
WHERE IS THE PEACE
BECAUSE I AM DON E
mom dad im in love with a robot
the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine
no you misread it says adam and eva